Nike Dunks

Commonly known as Fake Jordan’s. These are the most basic pair of shoes on the Nike catalog and sadly their customers often mistaken them for REAL Air Jordan 1’s. People with these shoes enjoy roasting everyone else’s fresh kicks to make themselves feel better about wasting money, their bad taste in style and how miserable their life is.

Fake Jordan’s- “Hey check out my new J’s!”
Real Jordan’s - “Dude those are Nike Dunks”
Fake Jordan’s - “Shut up! My Jordan’s are real, your Jordan’s are fake! You’re jealous! Leave me alone!”
Real Jordan’s - “ok? But I don’t see the Air Jordan logo…”

by ChrisBreezzys February 17, 2022

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Nietzsche

a favorite philosopher of high school and college pseudo-intellectuals. many people think this man was a genius, when he was nothing more than a loser with severe mental problems. (which explains why he became more and more insane after age 30) his only good works were his music. his poetry and books were bad and poorly written, and were mostly incoherent and delusional. many people think nietzsche was a good philosopher, but the guy was just a mentally ill nutcase. he stole most of his stuff from Arthur Schopenhauer. he was also rumored by Richard Wagner to be a closet gay and pedophile (having sex with little boys) which may have been the real reason for their friendship falling out.) This could be true, as Nietzsche never had success with women and never married.

nobody understands nietzsche, only nietzsche understood what he wrote because he was mentally ill and it only made sense to him. just like all the other young people who read him and attempt to "get it". sigh

Nietzsche and Freud are considered to be some of the best and most brilliant philosophers, but most of them had really bad and destructive ideas. Schopenhauer had it right, and was a realist. However, Freud was too much an optimist, but a lot more sane than Nietzsche was, and most of his theories do not tend to work in reality, like Schopenhauer. (the will to survive) Both of them were just Schopenhauer wannabe's, and stole/plagiarized their work from him, and made up their own delusional philosophies. Schopenhauer could be considered the first humanist, Freud and Nietzsche were just insane people who stole from him and came up with more extreme beliefs.

by Fuck Seattle go raise Cattle December 24, 2016

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Nikatinomino

to steal from an substance that can be smoked to get high. eg marijuana, crack and heroine.from an elderly citizen (prefrebly female aged 87-95) while she is on the toilet and during stealing giving her a good old turkey slap.(the release of the penis onto the face of another)

hey man, me and billy just went on this phat bongalongathong and we nikatinomino'd some old hag! she took it like a bitch!!!

by chikan October 26, 2006

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