lil mosey

one of the littest rapper the stand on the face of the earth. he makes really good music with amazing vibes, should check him out the more you listen the better it gets

"pull up and wet the block"

-moses

dreymond: aye lil mosey just dropped the norths best and its flamesss
landron: really? its been so long since the original
dreymond: yeah the best songs are "pull up" "boof pack" "noticed" and "fu ####"
landron and dreymond: "pull up and wet the block aye"
"sipping on lean thats why ya"

by swaggerpimp January 29, 2019

Mouse Nun

Anyone who stares at your bottom at the park, usually construction workers, but occasionally couples talking on the phone to someone making strange noises.

Person #1: "It is the most disconcerting thing to be stared at by a mouse nun!"
Person #2: "True dat...!"

by H@çK€R §P€@K July 5, 2007

mickey mouse bullshit

its a addition to the word shit,
when something sucks worse than shit.

ya know what, im sick and tired of your mickey mouse bullshit.
What kind of mickey mouse bullshit is this?

by Robert Parker December 24, 2003

Mouse and Keyboard

The thing under your hands at this current moment

dude 1: dude whats a mouse and keyboard?

dude 2: Go kill yourself

by Dan Plunkett January 1, 2008

Minnie Mouse

Fucking Goofy.

Taken from an old joke that went along the lines of
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse?
A: He found out she was fucking goofy.

You mean you bought that after watching an infomercial? Man, that's just Minnie Mouse.

by Bill Guindon April 23, 2006

radioactive mouse

An asian guy with a really small penis, that thinks he is good in bed.

Hahaha! Jay is a radioactive mouse! He tried to sleep with this chick last night and she said he sucked hard donkey balls because he's so small!

by Wolf Woman September 27, 2005

Mouse

An uncommon synonym for husband used by silly women (or a REALLY gay, gay man). It is a portmanteaux derived from "male" and "spouse". Sometimes it can be cute. But usually only cute when used by children under the age of nine, playing 'House'.
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Equation of the word:
Husband = Male + Spouse
Male + Spouse = Mouse
∴ Husband = Mouse

Silly Bitch A: My mouse bought me this GORGEOUS sapphire and diamond ring for our three-year anniversary!
Silly Bitch B: WOW! I hope when I get married my mouse buys me nice things like that.
Gay Bitch (or Silly Bitch C): I bet you'll never even get a mouse, you hideous hag.
Silly Bitch A: *shock/horror*
Silly Bitch B: *deeply offended*
Silly Bitch C: *smug & queer*

by Rina Lam October 12, 2011