Broke the bank in Monte Carlo

Having taken a healthy, large, and incredibly satisfying dump. Sometimes shortened to simply, "broke the bank".

(1) Walking out of the men's room, I say to my friend, "Dude, I just broke the bank in monte carlo."

(2) I'll see you later, I gotta go break the bank.

by Balls Machammer February 11, 2013

Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo

The deli Cunt that gives you an attitude when you ask her to make you a…
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.

I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldn’t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!

by Frank Palace July 16, 2022

Montego

Usually A Guy who has no life and is a loser. He always gets picked on by little kids, they beat him up and take his money

You see montego he is such a lowlife

by MontegoFelix22 April 13, 2017

Montenegro

A place in EU,small country located in balkan. Girls in Montenegro are hella hot and sexy. There's so many hot girls u can choose and many of them are dumb mostly blondies

Montenegro is state full with mountains

by BoZ1DaR March 3, 2019

montecarlo double whip

a montercarlo double whip is when you whip a girl in the pussy so hard she starts bleeding; then you proceed to fuck her violently until her pussy pops. Then you cum all over her face and wip it until she bleeds.

So forth called the montecarlo double whip.

Girl 1: I swear to you judge, he gave me a montecarlo double whip, can't you see the marks on my face?
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.

by rod6969696 June 21, 2008

montenegrian

A Montenegrian is a person from Montenegro (Crna Gora)

You know you are a montenegrian if you :

1.Are extremely lazy

2.You own a snail(or any slow animal)

3.You only eat "Burek with meat"

4.You live on a mountain (or sea)

5.You talk to a friend from "Durmitor" to "Golubinja"

6.Only instrument you own is "Gusle"

7.You are the only one to yell when you are close to a friend in a group.

I just had a fight with a Montenegrian. What a sissy!

by NOT the chose 2 m8 September 23, 2016

Montgomery, VT

The best town in Vermont, mostly populated by potheads and other drug-addled nitwits. Has the best swimming holes in VT, and was named before Montgomery, AL, but for the same reason. So suck it, Montgomery, AL.

I'm going to Montgomery, VT because Chuck Norris lives there.

by Your sexy grandpa January 12, 2012