The Watery Shit Monster

(n.) When you piss out of your asshole.

I went to Taco Bell last night and I was attacked by the Watery Shit Monster this morning.

by bals642 October 24, 2009

Monsterbating

The act of masturbating under one's bed or in one's closet with the intent to frighten.

Greg was scared shitless when he found Aaron monsterbating in his closet at 3 am.

by TheProfessor42069 October 14, 2011

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that The FSM created everything with His Noodly Appendage. Also The FSM is keeping his identity secret by making Evolution look like such a scientific certainty.

The creator of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has written an open letter to the Kansas School Board so that it will be taught alongside Intelligent Design and Evolution. He has also started a fund to pursue this through legal action if necessary. Or buy himself a boat, whichever comes first.

RAmen

"I'm not going to pay my credit card debt from buying Mad Max memerobelia on Ebay. If The Flying Spaghetti Monster wanted me to pay my debt he would provide me with the money with His Noodly Appendage."

by dawaldg September 14, 2005

fuck monster

n. A girl who is always at the cock.
v. A person fucks like a fiend.
adj. Some who is too ugly to fuck

n. Damn Mo is such a fuck monster, she always grabing at my shit.

v. I tried to stay with it all night, but she was a fuck monster and I dried out.

adj. Look at Felix, he knows she aint looking at him, he's a fuck monster.

by P. Will November 5, 2006

boogy monster

scary monster, sometimes it lives under your bed or in your closet. Or it sometimes hides where no one would suspect it. It tries it best to scare you, hence the word boo

That boogy monster scared me when it jumped out of the toilet.

by Brett Watson February 24, 2006

Yucca Monster

The fat, ugly, or otherwise just plain nasty bitches in and around the desert town of Yucca Valley, CA. Generally a US Marine term because of the USMC Base in 29 Palms, CA (next city over.) May also be known as Desert Yetti, but not quite as popular.

Squad Leader: Ok, did anyone get in trouble this weekend

LCPL Smith: I don't think so, but Jones did get wasted and fuck a Yucca Monster this weekend, haha.

by LCPLQuick October 8, 2007

cookie monster

Pronoun: Name of arguably the greatest muppet ever to grace the popular children's show Sesame Street. When not munching down dangerous amounts of cookies he was destroying the set around him with his huge girth and even huger mouth. A legend in every sense, capturing brilliantly the rampant, bloodthirsty selfishness that every human locks deep in his or her psyche.

"Okay. Me not eat cookie. Me eat.......EVERYTHING ELSE!"

by Coaldrone January 21, 2004