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Mongeni

An unstopable force of power; Or the opposite of gray matter
Mongeni is the ultimate source of power.
by Dave Mongeni October 31, 2003
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montana lasso

the act of riding a female doggy-style while whipping pelvis in a circular motion much like a lasso in an attempt to catch the vagina with testicles. If one or both balls penetrate or are engulfed by the vagina a montana lasso has been performed.
Bob: While hitting it doggy-style I started dipping my hip in a circular movement so my balls would swing up and I could montana lasso Alexis.

Chris: Did you montana lasso her?

Bob:...almost
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Montana Telegram

When your buddy butt-dials you right before he starts having sex allowing you and all your friends to laugh as you hear them having sex.
Girl getting railed: Uhh uhhh
Dude getting laid: mehhrr
Dude 1: dude my friend just butt dialed me

Dude 2: it sounds like there knockin boots man
Dude 3: definately
Dude 1: maybe he's givin her the montana muzzleloader
Dude 2- no man, shes gettin the Montana Telegram
by montanas expert May 21, 2011
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Montana Elixir

The combination of Whiskey (usually Jack Daniels) and Mountain Dew. Known to "hit hard" because of the caffeine.
"Why does that guy always have a Mountain Dew at parties..?"
"Its not Mountain Dew, its a Montana Elixir!"
by zues2848 August 17, 2011
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Hannah Montana

A beautiful, talented singer/songwriter/actress/dancer/horseback rider/juggler/swimmer/rodeo star/performer with a cute Tennessee accent and a great style. She lives a double life of being a regular (but hella smart) school girl by day, and a pop sensation by night. Most of her friends at school know her secret, but if the whole school were to find out, she would never get a break! This pop star has made a great impact on the music industry and nothing would be the same without her. PRAISE YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR HANNAH MONTANA
Peasant: "Hannah Montana is so dead now"
Me: SHE LIVES
by nothannahmontana February 1, 2014
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Hannah Montana

Hey bro hit me up if you need you that Hannah Montana.
by Fishtits February 15, 2017
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mongaloid

someone who is stoned and stupid
you mongaloid you ate all my food
by god December 10, 2004
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