A man that loves the balls and cock so much that they are a ball juggler and cock monger at the same time.
by ghost19 February 9, 2009
Get the Ball Juggling Cock Monger mug.A Turd Monger is a member of the human species that relies on the lowest common denominator known to humanity, the 'Turd' for survival.
The Turd Monger proceeds to hypothesise that other people will barter\trade\sell\purchase his Turds. He namely defines himself as a mongerer. Yes a mongerer of Turds.
It is commonly believed that the first known Turd Mongerer was Judas Iscariot a follower of the christ that was mislead through his personal hypothesis on the value of his own Turds, based on these ground the Messiah was forced to oust him from possession within the heavenly kingdom.
The Turd Monger proceeds to hypothesise that other people will barter\trade\sell\purchase his Turds. He namely defines himself as a mongerer. Yes a mongerer of Turds.
It is commonly believed that the first known Turd Mongerer was Judas Iscariot a follower of the christ that was mislead through his personal hypothesis on the value of his own Turds, based on these ground the Messiah was forced to oust him from possession within the heavenly kingdom.
1. Andrew was mongered for a turd and now he is the chief Turd mongerer for the west coast BBD posse!
2. Yo are you trying to monger me a Turd Fool?
3. Don't talk about my mother that was fool!
2. Yo are you trying to monger me a Turd Fool?
3. Don't talk about my mother that was fool!
by Brown Edition August 12, 2007
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someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"
someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"
by squarepusher December 17, 2003
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Get the Ass monger mug.One who desperately hunts queers (homosexual males of the homo sapien species) in a desire to forcibly insert his penis (the human males genitalia) in the queer's anus (the hole used for defecation). The queer monger will then refuse to share his new fuck post with anyone and keep it (because queers are objects of amusment, not humans) all to him (or her if a strap- on is involved) or herself. They will protect their new diddling hole to the point of raping and decapitating any would be invaders on their territory. Avoid this dangerous creature at all costs, because they will try to use their mongering on heterosexuals ass well if in the mood.
by Rick Maher August 10, 2007
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Get the Mongango mug.Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.
by Juan February 17, 2005
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