midget hands

When a persons hands are cold and cabbage like. The person is usually trying to be annoying and their touch is unwelcome in the situation.

Get your midget hands away from me it's freezing cold

by smartspears92 June 16, 2014

midget cock

n.- 1. the genatalia of a dwarf
2. paradoxily the average negro dwarf cock is larger (8-9 in.)
3. the average Caucasian dwarf genatalia is 5-7 in.

Did you see Brad naked!? He's a dwarf... but he dropped my jaw!!! What a big midget cock!

by OriginalProfanity May 12, 2015

midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together to have sex, to combine your to favorite things midgets and beastiality.

Person 1: "I saw a weird kind of porn where midget and a great dane had sex. I think it's called midget beastiality. "
Person 2: "That sounds awesome."

by Ghetto Grampa June 29, 2015

Midgetry

the offense of failing to grow over 4'10" as an adult.

After a swift trial, he was found guilty of midgetry in the first degree.

by Magister Penguin July 17, 2019

Midgidiot

A midget idiot.

Man that midgets an idiot.
He's applying for long jump & high jump in Triathlon.
Total Midgidiot.

by Doc the P December 22, 2019

Midget

Jessy senft

Jessy senft is a small even for a midget

by Jdbennett321 March 11, 2020

midger

a slur for a midget

damn bro i just hate midgers

by amogus jew March 16, 2022