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texas mickey

Canadian term for mythical - to outsiders anyway - 3 litre (101 oz) glass liquor bottle available at liquor stores in Canada. Contains vodka, rum, or best of all, Canadian rye whiskey. The comically oversized nature of a texas mickey makes it a perfect party showpiece, which is more or less the main reason such bottles exist. for an equal amount of money, more alcohol could be had by buying two 60 oz bottles, but that wouldn't be half as awesome, would it? Pouring from a texas mickey is not very practical so the bottle is usually supplied with a small pump to go on top. Nobody throws out a texas mickey after they're done with it - it goes on display for at least a little while so that when you hold your next party, you can point at it and say "last week we drained that thing in a night, eh?" Also, there are no texas mickeys in Texas...despite the name, the origin of the term is 100% Canadian.
Mike: So how was the party last night?

Dave: Dude, it was totally sweet. We got a texas mickey and split it between us. We got sooooo tanked.
texas mickey by bikehorn2 May 5, 2006

Dirty Mickey Mouse 

When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.
Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!
Dirty Mickey Mouse by Realm Clock August 12, 2016

epic mickey 

an unpleasant sex move in which the girl ends up making a painful squealing sound similar to mickey mouse's classic "a ha" sound
I knew my girlfriend had been cheating on me, so last night I gave her the epic mickey and at that moment she knew that I knew
epic mickey by piffman2 October 20, 2009

banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse 

You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!
Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!

MISKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE 

the chant you say to summon the greatest robot in history.

take the mickey

take a piss, go to the john
Excuse me, but I need to take the mickey! I'll be right back!
take the mickey by talk2me-JCH2 October 7, 2023