over-message

When you send too many messages to one person at one go, or send a long rambling pile of poo when you only needed two sentences. see spam

Message1: Hi I remember you from school you are sooo hot blah blah blah

Message 2: ....
Message 3: ...

Reply: WTF!???

Message 14: sorry, I wayyy over-messaged there. I live my wife and kids and I will not be in contaact again.

by captain jack aubrey May 13, 2009

Subdermal Messaging

Making you point by punching the recipient in the arm, thigh, chest, junk, etc.

Boy was about to queer the deal so I sent him some subdermal messaging.

by beelzabitch December 31, 2009

hate messaging

When you send someone that you dont even know, an email saying mean things or swearing at them because you think something that might not be true.

Joe, "who is cassidy"
Bob, "some person that was hate messaging me because she thought i was stalking jim and lawanda"
Joe"what did she say?"
Bob, "she said that i need to back off, even though i now them"

by beowulf1 April 2, 2010

Ass Message

A term used to describe flatus.

1. I just sent you an Ass Message, I hope you receive it soon. (the recipient then has the opportunity to reply with their own Ass Message.

2. Oh my god! It smells like someone's broadcasting an Ass Message in here.

3. Stop sending me Ass Messages, Man.

by PixelMonkey March 1, 2011

old messages found in the future

"i miss you so much

keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."

old messages found in the future

by Krkič March 24, 2020

Mystic Messenger

This games makes you realize that you’re not straight when you notice how Jaehee’s route is the most calm of them all and how Rika is the most interesting character. Instead of being attracted to the male characters, they might simply just give you gender envy. You might experience some comphet in the beginning because “I can fix him”. But yeah Mystic Messenger is amazing 10/10 would spend 75$ for Saeran route.

When first downloading: ohhh look fun mystery chat game :)
Mystic messenger: come chat with pretty boys!! And a pretty girl!! And RUIN YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE. Did you eat yet?
Me:…

Rika and Jaehee: exists
Me: gay

Also me: starts choosing the “But I’m not a girl” option in the prologue chatroom. Y’know just a as a joke. Totally. #stillcisthough ??

Game tried to make me love Jumin and V but instead I love them shipped together

Saeran best boy

by genderfluid so its always gay November 28, 2021

universal away message

1.an away message that can be used by anyone for any occasion

2.an away message some1 always has up

Randy: Hey you know where bob is?
Mike: lets check his away, o it says "out"
Randy: So where is he?
Mike: Hes out
Randy: and that is where?
Mike: Out
Randy: Where the fuck is he?
Mike: I dont think your getting this..
Randy: god damn universal away messages

by Slizzard May 22, 2006