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Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)
by danie7smith March 6, 2025
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Melt

Shutup Myles you melt.
by AH - 64 Apache June 7, 2018
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melted vanilla cone

When jerking or being jerked off you lie on your back and ejaculate straight up...the load comes down all over the tip and hand thus looking like a melted ice cream cone
My spooge went and came down in warm gooey mess...finger licking good...she said it was like a melted vanilla cone
by cykofiend February 27, 2014
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Melt-a-doo

A Melt-a-doo is a group of people chanting "MELT, MELT, MELT-A-DOO!" at ice in a cold room.
"Dude, theres a Melt-a-doo going on in room 506!"

"MELT! MELT! MELT-A-DOO!"
by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022
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melt the butter

The act of standing under a hot shower head, allowing the water to penetrate your greasy hair.
Took me an extra 5 minutes to “melt the butter” during my shower. Sorry I’m late!
by HolDoll February 5, 2018
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melting point

when making someone melt to the point they jizz their pants from excitement
by bloopfish December 14, 2014
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Melt

A weird person who acts like a werido especially girls that act
by Anyone56 November 4, 2020
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