Melon

Something that can fit up my arse

“Hey babe, go get me the melon please.”

by Bushmush07 September 20, 2020

Melon

When someone screams like a tard.

Bro stop screaming like that you complete melon

by Awesome Tard February 9, 2020

MELONS

what lazarbeam loves

LAZARBEAM IS THE GOD OF MELONS

by Tier 42069 memer December 12, 2019

Melon-baller

When something is more than just Baller

You should totally play Psychonauts, that game is absolutely Melon-baller!

by Pk glitch September 1, 2025

poot melon

A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.

Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.

Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon

Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.

by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014

melon sauce

When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.

My hinge date from last night, Jared made me some amazing melon sauce margs last night.

by Bonersarefun March 30, 2024

ripe melons

When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.

"Yo, check out Tanya, she got some ripe melons!"

by rtp2017 June 11, 2019