Machalany

The Machalany tribe originates from the current State of Lebanon. The term utilized as a verb indicates a vicious tendency to immediately judge a woman based on a scale of 1 or 0. If a woman is judged to be a 1 then a Machalany will insert his cock into her rear until he hears the sound of his balls slapping against her ass. If a woman is judged to be a 0 then a Machalany will pass her to the Murtagh Clan.

Sam machalanyed Iman, much to Brian's disappointment.

by Fishon September 28, 2024

Mach Finger Butthole

Stemmed from an inside joke about Pizza Tower, "Mach Finger Butthole" Is a nonsense term referring to a rambunctiously high speed.

Bro... he's going mach finger butthole..

What the fuck?

by ZynexGD December 10, 2024

Mach Potato

The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.

Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.

by CorgisDie June 3, 2025

Mach Fuck

Used to describe the absolutely ridiculous speed of something.

Often used in a joking manner in order to enhance the humor of a joke.

Most notably used to describe the speed of a well known manhole cover that a nuclear experiment launched into space.

An alien army got wrecked by a manhole cover traveling at mach fuck!

I love when someone hits me with a kraber while traveling at mach fuck.

by Kilominum June 21, 2025

Mach Tornado

A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.

When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

Mach-sheifelah.

A conjunction of two words; one, Yiddish, the other, Hebrew; A female who fakes the persona of a caring, pleasant, and outstanding individual who could "do no wrong", when, in actuality, said individual is a witch.

Rivky, the woman who recites Psalms as she walks the streets, is a full-fledged Mach-sheifelah.

by JWR Eitor in Chief July 15, 2025

Macchiogender

Relating to the karate kid actor himself — Ralph Macchio. It’s a gender where you identify as Ralph Macchio in gender terms. Pronouns used for this gender are Ralph/Ralphs/Ralphself and Macchio/Macchios/Macchioself. Along with any hit role of Ralph’s being used as pronouns. (Daniel/Daniels/Danielself)

“Name is a very confident Ralph!” “Ralph will never let you down, Ralph never does.” “God Macchios such a child!” “Ralphs too filled of ralphself.” “I don’t identify as the 3 main genders, I identify as macchiogender!”

by TheFireHicks September 6, 2025