Max is a person known as a fat virgin, no matter how hard he tries he’ll never accomplish anything in life but eat 6 pounds a food a day and masturbate to all his crushes in his lifetime. Including his own mom
by John tepu June 17, 2020
Get the MAXmug. Max is a person that is an absolute cooker. Uses ridiculous sayings too try and finds the smallest thing about a person to bully them about. Max has a special bond with demons
by Bryanoffsmokepacket December 9, 2018
Get the Maxmug. A tall fat young man who has a passion for noncing on little kids.Presumibly between the age of 40 and 80 and has a small penis.Gets beaten at home and loves a good ram by his homosexual family members.Usually has a sexual relationship with a nonce called Nathan who is usually Scottish.Usually wears nhs quality and stolen specs.Whips around in a double decker bus.
by Whjkgehvftjbdsbhh December 27, 2018
Get the Maxmug. Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.
Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.
Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.
Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.
by fetty woppp November 4, 2016
Get the Maxmug. by redstone2628 November 26, 2018
Get the Maxmug. A stupid clingy person who thinks everyone likes him when in reality no one do. He is a player and mess wih people's emotions. And makes people uncomfortable. He makes people mad all the time. He is a cute also
Max is an annoying little brat .
by Buttward April 10, 2017
Get the Maxmug. by just max October 22, 2020
Get the maxmug.