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managing by perkele

refering to the finnish way of managing by loud yelling and threats
my boss Mikko was managing by perkele last night.
by mauno_kollatti September 15, 2021
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Management Tunnel Vision

When someone of a higher power/management decides to act on impulse regardless of how anyone else feels or has concerns about, in other words they dont give a flying fuck and only care bout their status.
I hate when my managers dont listen to what i have to say, its like they have management tunnel vision.
by LordLamborghini September 16, 2021
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Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021
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dictionary manager

something I just searched because I'm bored
me: im bored
me: *searches dictionary manager*
me: ok ill make a definition for it
the definition: you're reading it right now
by Orrinpants November 1, 2021
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Goodwin Management

An AI chatbot that HOAs hire to just tell you to “no” or to fill out forms.
I tried to reason with them but got the Goodwin Management instead.
by oondada July 14, 2021
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Manager

by Lxv_ July 19, 2021
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Slum Manager

Someone who exploits Some of the most common forms of wage abuse involve:
Minimum wage violations, Overtime pay violations, Misclassification of workers, Unpaid “Off the clock” work, Employee payroll debit card fees, Improper recordkeeping, Tip-sharing and tip-pooling violations, Uncompensated meal breaks, Unreimbursed mileage and expenses, Failure to pay for time spent donning and doffing gear and equipment, Failure to provide benefits offered during hiring negotiations, or lists fewer job functions in the job description than actually required from employee
Signs of a Manipulative Boss to Watch out For
They undermine your confidence. They use blame to control you. They micromanage you. They're gaslighting you. They never praise your work. They use intimidation. They take credit for your work. They meddle in your personal life.
employees.
You'd think there was an award for slum manager with how many jobs in the US are running on skeleton crew, since the housing market crash. Now we're all doing two jobs for the price of one!
by Val E. Sun June 20, 2021
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