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Malcolm

Nice guy, always got your back. He will cheer you up no matter how down you are, sometimes acts a bit extra but deep down he really has a heart of gold. Although he is nice, he is plagued with some problems here and there and always has a hard time saying no to helping anybody. But be warned, if you piss him off he can turn into a monster and whack your ass, traumatising you for life. Smart in academics and on the streets.
Guy 1: I failed maths. Dammit

Malcolm: Don't worry about it, there's always next time, want a drink, it's on me
by Historynerd2004 November 26, 2018
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Kevin Malone

The common misspelling of mevin kalone. Mevin is the only non fiction character in the show called The Office. He is the smartest and most handsome character and easily outshines his peers.
Oh. My. God. Brittany I got a date with KEVIN MALONE (mevin kalone)
by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020
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Post Malone Effect

The "Post Malone Effect" is a particularly enigmatic psychosocial theory based on the phenomena of sexy women apparently attracted to the objectively unattractive and tubby-ass Post Malone. The theory states that it is not in fact how handsome Post Malone is, but how BUTT ASS UGLY Post Malone is that makes him attractive to women. The Post Malone Effect can often be seen in Southern California where crusty tools with poor hygiene and fat business-type middle-aged men with male pattern baldness appear to be partnered with beautiful women. Some less extreme examples are Jay-Z and Beyonce, or Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness. In the case of an Beautiful-Male / Ugly-Female (BMUF), such as Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness, The Post Malone Effect is interchangeable with it's analogue coined for that exact scenario: The Hugh Jackman Effect.

(The Post Malone Effect is often believed to correlate with social status and money, but growing evidence appearing in the early 21st century seems to counter this common belief providing a path for further study and academic analysis)
Handsome Nigga 1: "Damn that mf is ugly, he look like he take gas station vitamins. How did he get with Padma Lakshmi?"

Handsome Nigga 2: "The Post Malone Effect... fuck being handsome."

Ugly Nigga Friend: "Hell yeah nigga, fuck being handsome."
by UglyNiggaComeUp February 24, 2021
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maloney

a person whose breath smells worse than a bums asshole
Dude, that chick was a maloney!
by what the belief November 29, 2010
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Macon

"Dude, I'm so hungry right now."
"Don't worry, she's in the kitchen maconing right now."

"It's breakfast, time to macon!"
by Nancykinz1394 June 10, 2012
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Malcolm

The cutest guy in the school. all the girls love him. but the only girl that is right for him is any girl named grace, especially one with a last name that starts with v, w, or z, and that has a birthday in June, July or August, and the date an even number. Malcolm is tots hot and deserves to have the perfect grace!
"man, malcolm is smoking, he is perfect for that grace girl!"
"look at malcolm and grace, they are perfect for each other."
"i'm soooo jealous of malcolm and grace, they are meant to be."
by rahrahrahromama January 2, 2012
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Maldon

A shithole in the middle of Essex.

Here the family trees have loops instead of leaves.
On bus to Maldon: "I hope this bus crashes before I get back to Maldon".
by JimmyJimJim May 18, 2012
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