White Mail

The kinder gentler form of black mail that wimmin use on their significant others. Can also be referred to as guilt leverage.

Wife: Sweetie, I'm not going to shave my armpits until you shave your beard.
Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays.
Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey.
Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 22, 2010

Mailbox basketball

Basketball for midgets since midgets can dunk on a mailbox.

Look, the two midgets are playing mailbox basketball over there!

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018

Mailbox man

A superhero who's uncle was killed over the $20 in his nephew's birthday card by a mail thief.

Mailbox man-All the mail I save won't bring back Uncle Sammy, I know, I just miss him.

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018

gun in my mailbox

having an std, unplanned pregnancy, or unattainable parcel in one's mailbox.

I've got a gun in my mailbox, I'm not sure how long its been there, but I gotta get it out soon.

by JapsR4lovers October 23, 2010

mail man surprise

poop in the mail box. doesnt matter how you get it there just make sure it does, by the time your mailman comes around noon it will be a nice steamy surprise. just not your own mailbox..

when dooky is put in your neighbors mailbox and come the next morning when your mail man digs his hand in he gets the mail man surprise.

by A.W.J. July 8, 2009

MAILCARRIER

what is a mailcarrier? you have to be
a clout god😤😤
loves chains™️💯
fOrEnSiC kId✌️😘
mop gangster🤡🤡
and LUV the gorillaz my man
#bffs with @kee.wee1738

person 1: did you see the Mailcarriers recent ig post?
person 2: yes!! so many chains
person 3: wow he didnt even bother tagging me😥👊

by k.eewee September 15, 2018

Mailey

Mailey is a girl that has brown hair and is very sweet and she most likely has a best friend named Allie who blond hair and is awesome mailey likes dogs and Allie likes cats but they are both cool people

Look at that girl she’s totally a mailey she’s super sweet and look at her hot friend Allie

by Allison_is_cool910 November 29, 2019