macaroniously

A misspoken version of the word acrimoniously.

"Every student macaroniously believes that their teacher hates them."

-Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy

by ThatsIsJustCrazy February 10, 2014

macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

macrodick

have a huge black cock... so big all the bitches be cray cray for it. comparable to the big black dildo underneath your bed ;)

CrayBitch: Did you see that guy's macrodick... it's almost as big as the big black dildo under my bed!!!! Hot damn

by thegodalmighty March 30, 2015

Macromoney

The money you save up for a box of Kraft Mac and Cheese when you are really broke.

"Do you have any food?"
"No, Im broke."
"Just go to the store and get some Kraft with the macromoney"
"Oh yeah"

by mariska&feargalswords November 4, 2016

macroannoyance

A macroannoyance is the feeling you get when watching or hearing about an SJW reacting to a petty microaggression.

Watching Ashley Judd flip out over a microaggression has left me with a macroannoyance induced headache.

Watching an SJW flip out over a microaggression has left me with a macroannoyance induced headache.

by Reconthehack August 9, 2017

Macaroni sweats

The perspiration that gathers on ones forehead and face from leaning over a bowl of hot food.

"After two bowls of piping hot chicken noodle soup, I was dripping from macaroni sweats."

by Scaboodles August 25, 2017