A way propagandists, liars, fraudsters, and their careless repeaters describe theft by banks via fraudulent contracts, that can severely impact municipalities, their residents, small businesses, their employees, and other victims. A word used to take some of the most damaging fraud of our time and make it seem as trivial as a cashier shorting you a nickel or accidentally switching your purchased mango with another customer's bananas. Akin to saying Al Capone was Mis-behaving.
Bob, "Banks have been mis-selling contracts (sometimes via bribes) designed to be far too complex for clients to understand, and to profit themselves greatly at the expense of their clients (victims), sometimes as a result of market information the bank doesn't share (those AAA mortgage-backed derivatives are sacks of shit), or direct market manipulations (LIBOR) by those very banks."
Tim, "Isn't that fraud?"
Bob, "Yes, but let's be gentlemen and call it mis-selling. Here, have an austerity cookie and a pat on the head."
Tim, "Nevermind my bankrupted municipality, crappy services (as there is little money left to pay for them), rising property taxes and rent (renters pay property taxes one step removed), or my being laid off from my job. I've got a cookie! Fuck ya!"
Tim, "Isn't that fraud?"
Bob, "Yes, but let's be gentlemen and call it mis-selling. Here, have an austerity cookie and a pat on the head."
Tim, "Nevermind my bankrupted municipality, crappy services (as there is little money left to pay for them), rising property taxes and rent (renters pay property taxes one step removed), or my being laid off from my job. I've got a cookie! Fuck ya!"
by Danbits February 08, 2013
A true shrigma male. Will go to Taco Bell and actually order (crazy). They will then give him 311 sauce packets.
by Chase-2200 July 04, 2021
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by mi fim August 07, 2021
In Italian slang "I'm sorry". It's an abbreviation of "mi dispiace", this means that a literal translation would be "I'm sor". It's the kind of slang that a rich lazy 13 yo girl would use while smoking light cigarettes in the school's bathroom during the p.e. class.
Girl 1: do you have a lighter?
Girl 2: no, mi disp!
Boy: hi do you know where the station is?
Girl: I have a boyfriend mi disp
Boy: what about the station?
Girl: get lost looser
Girl 2: no, mi disp!
Boy: hi do you know where the station is?
Girl: I have a boyfriend mi disp
Boy: what about the station?
Girl: get lost looser
by Fartward January 31, 2019
To explain that only one person gets you, understands you, and in all reality could love you. That person that makes you realize all the happiness you needed to find and filled a could with depressants, uppers and pycedelics for so long was because you were indefinitely always meant to reaize held you to a point that you found the home you always needed in that one persons heart.
Mikkioeli indestu mi Although the world and it’s inhabitants situations and relationships have seperated us you are the only person that could ever make my mind right and I am forever lost until you see that too. Although to know you are happy is all I need to feel and know to continue to live through hell in this life with or without you. P2: damn bro your creeping me the fuck out bye. P1: ... wow I’ve never felt more stupid for being myself...
by Titus dyfilid March 03, 2019