lizard face

A person whos face resembles a lizard or reptile;name used as an insult

John:Hey man, did you get any from that slutty girl Sam?

Bob:Why would I want something from that lizard face?

by Joesph Carney March 5, 2009

give her the lizard

When a man hooks up with a woman.

Yea Jerry, you should definitely give her the lizard tonight.

by vhsi June 4, 2010

Kentucky Lizard Twister

1) It's a fun Friday night.

2) A non-real threat used to scare middle schoolers.

Don't make me give you a Kentucky Lizard Twister!

by Capn'Quad January 6, 2018

Escape-lizard-back

A capoeira move invented by a disabled lizard boy in the plains of aranguez

OMG he hit him with the escape-lizard-back

by HouseOfCage June 22, 2018

Southern Louisiana Lizard

The act of jerking off your lizard with hot sauce, usually Louisiana hot sauce.

Last night I decided to switch it up and do a Southern Louisiana Lizard. It was excellent!!

by SlipperyD November 16, 2017

Lizard Dance Time

Australian slang for either:
a) Dancing
b) Sex
c) Fighting
d) Poker
e) Getting Smashed
f) Insulting someone because of their race
g) All of the above

"G'day mate, I reckon Oscar wants to have a bit of a lizard dance time with you, if you know my meaning."
"Which one?"

by ilicklizardballs August 27, 2020

Turners Lizard Zombie

An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.

Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."

by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009