A shitty town near Kansas City Missouri. The only things to do are eat at a shitty Mexican restaurant (that's all we have) and go to an bullshit "water park" that has 2 slides and a piece of shit lazy river. All the kids smoke weed and vape. Lees Summit high school is the shittiest, lees summit north is just there but Lees Summit west is the shit. Also you can go to a gay ass 50 year old skate rink where there is cum all over the shitters and the urinals have weed in them. Plus there's 85 fast food restaurants and a shitty downtown w a 100 year old Dairy Queen
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