lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025

Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.

Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.

by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022

Lap child

A tot or toddler

My lap child Is starting pre school

by 459395 May 20, 2023

Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"

by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023

Don’t spill in my lap

Don’t ruin the surprise for me.

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap

by Collamrach October 27, 2020

Lap it up

When there is not enough seats in a car so you have to sit on someone’s lap

There is not enough seats so y’all have to lap it up

by Emogen7608 January 8, 2023