Lap it up

When there is not enough seats in a car so you have to sit on someone’s lap

There is not enough seats so y’all have to lap it up

by Emogen7608 January 8, 2023

The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"

by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023

Lap Battle

When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.

Phineas Jarles: “everyone wins in a lap battle”

by StopTryingtoLickMyToes16 November 13, 2021

National sit on lap day

On March 10th u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Then: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 10, 2022

Hot laps

Sex and whatever more you want it to be.

Wanna go for some hot laps

by Caitiii BB November 27, 2021

lap marbles

Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa

I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles

by DaTickler December 25, 2024

what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

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what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025