Lap Weng

World hunger and poverty exists because lap weng
by Eggtarts June 19, 2022
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mattress lap

An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.

Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
Wow look at that!!

Ya think it's a merkin?

Mebbe, but it is a she is a true Mattress Lap
by Townsman March 13, 2016
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Battery Lap

An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen
I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap
by Every kid in RI April 30, 2020
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dutch lap

It's when You and at least two others stand in a circle and jack off the person to their right.
Damn, shit was weird yesterday, Ruben demonstrated us what a dutch lap was.
by Obama turned my Frogs gay August 10, 2017
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Lap rice

An sti
When a soggy boggy finishes you get lap rice
by Ong223 July 27, 2022
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Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.
Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.
by Stonerriflefan44 October 13, 2010
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victory lap

the action of sucking on a female’s breast
yo i just totally victory lapped that bitch!
by ChodeFart101 July 27, 2021
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