Soup and a lap dance 

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.

Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".

Soup and a lap dance by Tttain285 December 9, 2020

on crimson lap 

giving crimson a lap dance

thicc gaymer gave lap dance on CRIMSON LAP!!

on crimson lap by jett javed January 31, 2021

Satan’s Lap 

Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.

“A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”

Satan’s Lap by HoggariousridderoushammerousII January 27, 2022

Turd in my lap 

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

Turd in my lap by Safety Lane February 24, 2022

National sit on lap day 

On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

National sit on lap day by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

National sit on lap day 

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day

National sit on lap day by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

National sit on lap day 

On march 3rd u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

National sit on lap day by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022