mitch kurts

Mitch kurts is the biggest tool you could imagine and he loves penis pie

You're boyfriend is such a mitch kurts sometimes.

by Youreguyohsure May 08, 2017

Kurt Caro

Prince Charming

A Kurt Caro is the real life prince charming

by yoyosima July 14, 2010

kurt andrew meister

the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!

daughter 1: i really one this and this

kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️

by ur mom😝 January 28, 2021

Flirty Kurt

When a balding man thinks he has a chance with a hot woman.

Damn bro check out that bald Flirty Kurt over there talking to that super hot woman!

by PrimeForce666 October 11, 2018

Doing a Kurt

managing to get away with skiving for a whole 8 hour shift at work and getting away with it.

Are you going to do any work today?

No I'm doing a Kurt.

by JimboJonesthe12th November 10, 2009

kurt pinnette

literally the stupidest human being on earth. all hes into is sticking his 2 and a half inch dick into any passing asian. or computer. he likes fucking guys and eating his own shit. hes also rumored to have a barrel ass.

kurt pinnete, wow ive heard of him, hes that shitty kid.

by le gugala March 02, 2005

dropdead-Kurt

A Hero.
Someone from the internet
Owns a SAVAGE clothing company!

"OMFG IT'S DROPDEAD-KURT FROM MYSPACE!!"
"I heard dropdead-Kurt owns this clothing company with a friend"
"there goes that dropdead-Kurt wearing We Could Be Heroes"
"you ain't got shit on dropdead-Kurt"
"dropdead-Kurt likes to listen to that Death Ohh Eff"

by Clerrr from myspace February 20, 2009