He is a basic asian to perm his hair and eat like i pig, he tries to get his dog to suck his peen on the daily. he can’t get girls because he smells too bad.
by hoe ass nig December 01, 2019
by Sachio666 November 25, 2021
...also know as Kurtleturtle is part of the coolest gang TBW and the image of a really really good friend.
To have a fresh start in the day and to be prepared to glue 500 paper bags, he always drinks an iced coffee. He highly recommends that to everyone, since he believes it’s good for everyone’s health. (But sorry Kurt, we guess you’re wrong... ;))
Moreover Kurt is an openbook. He loves to share his inner feelings as a ritual. For everyone who is interested: Come by at 7:41pm and join the inner feeling session.
After the inner feeling ritual it’s time for the everyday toothbrush session. Even though he pretends to hate it, when people come in his room to give him some company during that time, he actually LOVES it!
Talking about love: he loves dogs more than kids. But TBW is always first and he really misses his two best buddies.
To have a fresh start in the day and to be prepared to glue 500 paper bags, he always drinks an iced coffee. He highly recommends that to everyone, since he believes it’s good for everyone’s health. (But sorry Kurt, we guess you’re wrong... ;))
Moreover Kurt is an openbook. He loves to share his inner feelings as a ritual. For everyone who is interested: Come by at 7:41pm and join the inner feeling session.
After the inner feeling ritual it’s time for the everyday toothbrush session. Even though he pretends to hate it, when people come in his room to give him some company during that time, he actually LOVES it!
Talking about love: he loves dogs more than kids. But TBW is always first and he really misses his two best buddies.
Kurt is a Kurtleturtle
by TBW_ December 24, 2018
by RoomiePlays May 06, 2019
Kurt is a australian word meaning a mixture between good and cool. It is a compliment of the highest regard and upmost respect.
It originates from western victoria, Australia.
And has been used throughout NSW and NT, mostly in small outback towns.
Likewise the word Un-Kurt means the opposite most likely used sarcastically. Being bad and not cool and un popular.
It originates from western victoria, Australia.
And has been used throughout NSW and NT, mostly in small outback towns.
Likewise the word Un-Kurt means the opposite most likely used sarcastically. Being bad and not cool and un popular.
by Alloween July 20, 2023
by PrimeForce666 October 11, 2018