Knob-wobbler

A knob-wobbler can also be defined as an angry dickhead. It’s someone who is prone to outbursts of entirely unjustified or misdirected anger.

Whenever Johnny is asked to do his job he beats the desk with his phone and threatens people. He is *such* a knob-wobbler.

by Captain Finklebottom III June 18, 2021

knob junky

A dick rider

Hey have you heard about Caroline lately?

No, what about her?

She's a knob junky nowadays.

by GreetedOhio556 November 22, 2015

Knob Hijab

A foreskin

The head was covered, but you could see it peeking out; he’s got a knob hijab.

by Noteefah November 23, 2022

Fuzzy Knob

Taking your dick and dipping it in splooge, then bone a pillow until the pillow fluff gets stuck on your dick and your dick should look like a Fuzzy Knob!

Man1: Dude, you were so drunk last night!

Man2: What did I do that was that bad?

Man1: You walked up and poked a cop with your Fuzzy Knob!!!!

by Virginity-Napper September 19, 2013

Ree-Knob

A Ree-Knob is when a guy going through puberty gets a hard on and it inconveniences him.

"I had to reeeeeee on outta class cuz I had a total ree-knob when the teacher called me up."

by Gurgster June 10, 2019

Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.

"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."

by Tamcus April 24, 2021

Grave knobbing

An act which takes place in a cemetery in front of a gravestone. The horny man digs a small hole in the ground in front of the gravestone then places a fleshlight in it. He then proceeds to fuck the fleshlight really hard while making eye contact with the gravestone of a loved one. A true definition of pure love.

My weekend was great thanks! I went and visited my beloved wife Ruth at the cemetery and had a good ole' grave knobbing!

by Parksman0606 February 8, 2019