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Cheesy knob

Where you have been having sex with someone and you don’t wash your knob for a long while then cheese starts to come out the bellend of it and grow around the bellend then it gives off a cheeeeees smell as if your eating a toasty
Cheesy knob Kevin I could almost make a cheese toasty aff that knob a urs get it washed ya smelly belly
by VXCASXV January 25, 2021
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knob wrangler

Person who tries to give 'pleasure of the hand' to man but fails to make the experience enjoyable. The unenjoyable experience can be likened to having your cock stretched, twisted, man-handled, strangled or wrangled.
Flippin' heck my cocks sore from last night that bird I met was a fucking knob wrangler
by mashedroots November 29, 2012
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knob-jangling

The act of grabbing your testicles in public and shaking them around like Christmas bells.
Dave was fucking knob-jangling in Tesco again !
by Donald tree stump February 17, 2017
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turd knob

A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.
Storm is a hardcore turd knob
by Sir Wayne December 7, 2014
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Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.
"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."
by Tamcus April 24, 2021
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Grave knobbing

An act which takes place in a cemetery in front of a gravestone. The horny man digs a small hole in the ground in front of the gravestone then places a fleshlight in it. He then proceeds to fuck the fleshlight really hard while making eye contact with the gravestone of a loved one. A true definition of pure love.
My weekend was great thanks! I went and visited my beloved wife Ruth at the cemetery and had a good ole' grave knobbing!
by Parksman0606 February 8, 2019
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raw knob

When a girl gives a guy a fast handjob with no spit or lube. layer by layer, she's stripping the penis head of its skin. When she's done you'll have a sexy, bloody, skinless dick.
"Man, why's they're blood on your pants, you on your period?" "No, Barb came over last night... she gave me a raw knob."
by Sgt.UnicornAnus January 18, 2017
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