When a you are having sex with a girl from behind and you tap her on the shoulder; when she turns her head to look you shoot a wad of jizz in her ear and then punch her in the eye. (Thereby leaving her deaf and blind—but only in one ear and one eye.)
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Kerlern(s) are female and tend to be homely but still enjoy the company of close friends. Kerlern(s) will often spend many hours playing video games. If you happen to come across this rare breed of girl, you should immediately take out a Pokéball and try to catch her. There are no other girls like her.
Moody, Caring, Humorous, Intense, Pretty;
Kerlern(s) are female and tend to be homely but still enjoy the company of close friends. Kerlern(s) will often spend many hours playing video games. If you happen to come across this rare breed of girl, you should immediately take out a Pokéball and try to catch her. There are no other girls like her.
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