"I don't wear a mask. The schools open or they don't get funding. This is going to go away without a vaccine. Our numbers are great."
Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."
Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."
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DUUDEEE!! This idiot just frikin KARMA ANKLED his pants when he was taking a sheet in front of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
by itaiestline October 6, 2020
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After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.
by Jayzues July 24, 2012
Get the Jesus Karma mug.This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."
"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."
by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011
Get the Double-Chin Karma mug.This is when you do something bad or act selfishly without taking into account the amazing balance of the universe and forget that Karma is going to come and bite you in the arse. Your fast ass gets chomped badly by Karma as if you're in a film. Hence, Karma Film. Booya!
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011
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