Jose Reyes

A synonym for an injury/being injured in baseball. This is named in honor of Jose Reyes of the New York Miserables. Jose Reyes continues, year after year, to have countless injuries come up throughout the season at an embarrassing rate. Further, he bunted for a hit than took himself out of the last game of the year to win the batting title. If you are called a 'Jose Reyes', it is the worst possible thing that one could be classified as. It is the ultimate state of humiliation.

Me: Hey Mike hows it going?
Mike: it looks like Jeremy pulled a Jose Reyes again
Me: Again?! He was injured all of last year too!
Mike: I know, kid lives on the DL, he's best friends with Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran

by Sheriff69 October 3, 2011

Jose Moreira

Brazilian-American philologist, artist, and an authority in classic languages. Currently living in the U.S.

Be a Jose Moreira, means: be a smart, clever person and do it better.

by Erotic Polyglot March 28, 2009

Jose garcia

A very nice guy who loves too go out in the wild and is really chill with people

I thought jose garcia was mean but is actually chill!

by Alexa barcon October 20, 2018

Jose Landino

Jose Landino is a pro at rap battles and got his skills from roblox rap battles.

Person 1:hey who is Jose Landino.
Person 2:Jose Landino is a proffional rapper

by gfrftgyhbgvbyun November 14, 2019

Jose Luis Larios Jr. III

some bitchass who doesn't stop asking fucking questions!! literally,, SHUT UP

Bro he literally is such a Jose Luis Larios Jr. III. UGh!!

by larioslover March 12, 2020

jose altuve

The best 2nd basemen all time

Damn Jose altuve is good

by Oh yes harden July 18, 2017

Jose Busdriver Santiago

1. The one asshole in the crowd who stands out and even other assholes think he's an asshole. A Jose Santiago has superb nay-sayer skills and can drive any conversation negatively within seconds, he will also pout and storm out of the room like a two year old if he doesn't get his way.

2. An Asshole

3. Someone that as a kid got beat up numerous times and possibly corn holed in school by bigger kids (which was all of them). Now as a big boy he takes these repressed feelings and shares them with everyone in the form of being an A-HOLE.

1. What a Jose Busdriver Santiago that guy is, if its not his idea he will do his best to shoot the idea down.

2. Two men walk into a meeting

Joe: Ok the man in the black is on our side for this meeting

John: Great

Joe: The asshole in the corner in red is the Jose Busdriver Santiago

John: Yup there are Jose Busdriver Santiago's everywhere

by thisguyrocks July 11, 2011