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Jordan

The biggest slut working at popeyes that will fuck anything with a dick. She doesnt care if they have a girlfriend and shes normally a super bitch. watch out for tramps like these.
Hey, who's that Sucking Julia's boyfriend's dick?

... Oh wait, thats probably Jordan.
by boats_and_hoez22 October 5, 2011
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A really annoying, ugly, stupid, bitchy person who everyone hates
Damn, I hate that girl. Shes such a Jordan
by ieaph April 22, 2011
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someone that you love with your entire heart. someone that means more to you than anyone else. you'll die for this person and you wouldn't regret it. you want to spend the rest of your life with them- literally. you'd kiss them until your lips fell off and you'd hug them until your arms broke. there's nobody else in your entire life that you love more. i love you, jordan.
"jordan is so sweet! he's the best guy i've ever met"
by jadi is real April 8, 2019
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She can be a total bitch but she has good intentions. She’s funny and smart but always talks bad about you behind your back
Person 1: hey I love your hair!

Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid

Person 3: don’t be such a jordan
by katwasntmeever September 30, 2018
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This one cunt with green hair and an attitude that just won't quit. She's a dumbass and will cut someone if needed. She's not smart, or pretty, or talented, but can pet 4 animals at a time. 12/10 would recommend petsitter. She looks white as fuck but is actually native American and Portuguese.
"Hey do you know that one girl Jordan?"

"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"

"Thats the bitch."
by Fuckmeinthe*ssdaddy123 August 30, 2018
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a guy who is not gutsy enough to ask out a girl
"ask her out bro"
"nah man i feel like a Jordan."
by thebezelowner June 1, 2018
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