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Joost

Stereotypical Dutch male. Typically has slicked back hair, attractive, and dresses preppy.
We can’t go to this bar, it’s full of Joosts.
by Mark1071 June 9, 2024
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joogs

Yeah joogs!
by spazzi June 24, 2024
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Joost Klein

The person that got disqualified from Eurovision and during his performance in Canada said
"FUCK EUROVISION!"
by Communism Is Life June 29, 2024
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Joos

A word used to mock racists and groypers that accuse a specific ethno-religious group for all their problems. The phrase “Joos” was created by the Twitter user @MilkMagnate to mock the racists blaming the “Joos” for miscegenation trends in Western countries.

“Joos” can be spelled with multiple o’s to further emphasis the wild groypers sound like they’re describing the boogeyman or Big foot.

“It was the JoOoOos”
“It was the Joos that added fluorine to our tap water to control us”

“It was the Joos that made pretty Becky like Tyrone”
by Prec0gnitive November 17, 2024
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jooklue

To give a false hint or clue (this is where the klue part comes from) during a game.
Person one: “Am I hot or cold”
Person two: “Your are very hot - like burning.”
Person one: “You better not jooklue me!”
Person two: “I would never!” *Winks*
by sleepovertriplets March 2, 2025
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Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.
Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025
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