booze jockey

a bar tender

the booze jockey poured a perfect pint of pilsner

by sircasey February 17, 2009

Jockin

when a guy wants to get with you badly

OH GIRL he is jockin you tonight!

by Cduh November 4, 2003

jock wedgie

when comes up behind you in a sport and grabs your jock strap athletic supporter and pulls up hard making the back straps go up your butt.

I was given a jock wedgie by my wrestling teamate for beating him in the meet so while i was changing i was in only my strap while he quietly came up behind me and grabbed it so high that he hung me from the ceiling light and i still touched the ground. then made me watch him take his strap off and put it over my noise and mouth while he tea bagged me.

by hotty July 3, 2006

Jockin' My Fresh

Cramping someone's style, getting up in their business. Too close.

Hey dude, why you gotta be jockin' my fresh?

by Aveni Bros-Allen December 22, 2008

jock

Noun. Brainless lumps of muscle and fat. Grow up to work at gas stations and die from morbid obeasity. See Dumbass.

It's called Karma. Jocks are popular when they're in school, but are losers when they grow up, mainly because they didn't spend any time worrying about a job other than "MVP".

by Dudeiedes January 11, 2007

Coon Jockey

A petite white woman who tends to ride black men.

Guy 1: "My ex weighed 100 pounds, but she had a bad case of jungle fever"
Guy 2: "What a fuckin' coon jockey"

by PDCJ Steve May 5, 2008

anti-jock

Highly intellectual people, who know that a few years from now, it won't matter how many trophies you have, or how cool you were, cause you will probably end up working for some idiot who underpays. While jocks go around looking down on anyone not in their clique, anti-jocks are friendly (dispite popular belief) and are mainly friends with everyone. Except for jocks. Even anti-jock girls don't talk about make-up. Anti-jocks normally follow thair own fashion rules, unlike preppy girls who all look alike. Dispite what other people may think, thay're very happy with the way they are.

Jock guy: Hey Courtney
Preppy girl: Hey Craig!

(Later)
Preppy girl: Craig is soooo hot!
Preppy friend: Omgz, you're soooo totally right
Nearby anti-jock: Wtf? Get a life you mindless loser
Another nearby anti-jock: Sheep.

by I_Killed_Amelia September 16, 2006