Jared

One who humps legs until the point of ejaculation

"My boyfriend pulled a Jared last night; needless to say he got my sheets all wet and I still got nothing out of it."

by Gerch December 31, 2007

jared brown

Someone with paint on their face, and likes touching men.

Jared Brown, that's the kid with paint on his face.

by Killer3001 May 20, 2016

Jaked up

Lifting weights for the purpose of dropping panties and lifting couches.

I got jaked up at the gym yesterday.

by Jballs0821 January 20, 2009

Jaked

When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.

I was dropping a duece and Roxy totally JAKED me!

by FoxxxyKuuu June 18, 2011

Jared

A creepy boy who likes to approach women in grocery stores while stroking his little dick.

Yeah, I was just trying to get some Oreos when this guy approached me, he was a total Jared, and really short too.

by Noot noot January 20, 2017

Jaeden

A book-loving person who names pets, pokemon, etc. after literary characters.

"Aw, cute dog,. What's his name?"
"Atticus." (To Kill a Mocking Bird)
"Woa so you're a Jaeden."

by Morganpaige. November 23, 2009

jaedyn

shes usually a flirty girl that loves to show off her body especially her top half, she extremely controlling and demanding, she always wants her way or forget it. she loves to hang around BOYS!!!!!!

Jaedyn is a thot!

by classoflove999 September 21, 2016