Pulling a Jason

Verb. Partaking in any kind of behavior that may be perceived as unreliable. Named after everyone’s favorite RA, Jason.

Examples of such behavior:
1) Saying that you’re going to the library when you’re actually going out to party.
2) Sneaking out of the building to go to a fast food establishment when you’re on duty.

3) Ordering a rice cooker that arrives at your room after you quit your job, and then never coming back to pick it up.

Jason: “If anybody comes by looking for me can you tell them that I went to the library to study for my econ exam?”
*Comes back four hours later stumbling down the hallway and slurring his words while discussing plans to streak in a football stadium*
Instead of studying he was pulling a Jason.

by MrSeasonOpener April 25, 2014

Jason Gerard

He needs to take a shower

Jason Gerard needs to take a shower

by Average Kanadian November 8, 2022

Poo Jason

jason but poo

"These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.

Its continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds... To seek out new life; new civilisations...
To hunt down and destroy Poo Jason"

by Jean-Luc Picard vs. Poo Jason July 30, 2019

jason belmonte

The single greatest ten-pin bowler of the modern day, known for revolutionizing the sport of bowling using his controversial two hand, no thumb approach that garners more power. Is the only PBA player to have won three major championships in a year and third in most major titles won at 9, and is poised to win many more. Also collaborated with Dude Perfect in "Bowling Trick Shots"

A: Who won the USBC Mazters this year?
B: Jason Belmonte. Again. For the 4th time within 5 years.
A: Thats the greatest bowler in the world for you.

by 2hndbwlr May 15, 2018

Jason Grace

Blonde superman. Son of Jupiter and if you're more knowledgeable about Greek gods then Zeus. Brother to Thalia Grace ( daughter of Zeus hunter of Artemis) sexy and completely loyal. Very awesome boyfriend. Luv him

"I've never seen Jason fly before... He's like a blonde superman" Percy Jackson Mark of Athena
I'm Thalia Grace, and this is my little bro, Jason Grace

by Cami.grace December 8, 2016

Jason Wade

The lead singer of an amazing (and underrated) band Lifehouse. An incredibly talented writer, composer & singer. While he was growing up he went on mission trips with his parents until they split up & he relocated to California with his mother where he began writing & playing guitar. He met a future band member, Sergio, of Lifehouse where they began playing at local churches. Thus, Lifehouse was created.

Unfortunately, his incredibly good-looking body, sexy hair, and amazing voice, is taken by Braeden Wade since 2003.

Also, he has confirmed that he is Christian, however, Lifehouse is not a Christian band.

Bryce: Have you ever seen a more talented person than Jason Wade?

Ricky: Nah, man, I think he even has a better voice than Jesus!

by FromWhereYouAre May 17, 2010

Jason kok

Jason kok is a well known pedo among children. He is very easily visible due to his blond hair and his tall skinny appearance. If you encounter him RUN.

Jason kok touched the young one

by Be careful 29 January 12, 2023