person A__: I jizzed when I saw transformers 2.
Person B__: Thats weird?
Person A__: Megan Fox is in it.
Person B__: oooh uh yeeeessssssss! you are so beautiful MEGAN!!!!!! OoOoOohhhh ... umm... I need to change my pants... I'll brb
Person B__: Thats weird?
Person A__: Megan Fox is in it.
Person B__: oooh uh yeeeessssssss! you are so beautiful MEGAN!!!!!! OoOoOohhhh ... umm... I need to change my pants... I'll brb
by fitzgibbz July 07, 2009
A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.
by The Original Shitting Beauty July 09, 2013
A Goddess among fools she is the one who keeps the mortals in line. By the wrath of her whip you shall know her.
Her skin shines like sun but do not be fooled that she will show you mercy when you show her cheek you will be marked.
Her words, smile, smell and laugh will haunt your mind forever more.
She is the one, The Bitch, The Only One you will ever need.
Her skin shines like sun but do not be fooled that she will show you mercy when you show her cheek you will be marked.
Her words, smile, smell and laugh will haunt your mind forever more.
She is the one, The Bitch, The Only One you will ever need.
by Porcelain Beauty June 04, 2011
beau·ti·ful (byt-fl)
adj.
1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.
2. Excellent; wonderful.
3. Ann
adj.
1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.
2. Excellent; wonderful.
3. Ann
ann is beautiful and I love her
by jakeypoolovesann April 11, 2009
A Vulcan science officer. One of the most beautiful women in star trek. Her real name is Jolean Blalock, but her natural body isn't half as sexy as when she put on 10 miles of makeup to become T'Pol.
Dude, I found this amazing T'pol the beautiful picture at tinyurl.com/55veserh and I came so hard. Pictures are worth a thousand videos because they force you to use your imagination, which stimulates dopamine production and makes the experience even more pleasureful.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
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