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Woke religion

If the woke religion is a bastard child how are you not the tapeworm infesting the kids bowels?
Hym "If it is a woke religion that they are just as entitled to it as you are to your narcissistic dogma."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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Cassandra Religion

The Totally Not Made Up Religion That You Worship Cassandra From Picos School

(Made Up By Mxwchii On Tik Tok)
Person: Hey Have You Heard Of The Cassandra Religion
Someone Else: Yes I Have Now Join It NOW
by Mxwchii May 24, 2021
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The wednesdainian religion

The newest form of Christianity, these believers believe that monday is sad and depressed Wednesday and Wednesday is holy Wednesday and Friday is happy Wednesday. The rest of the days are Wednesday. The Wednesdaynians can only eat non seafood meals with chocolate ,meat, cheese or fruit. The Wednesdaynians also call god wednesdude and Jesus wednesguy. This religion was created by 4 friends at a middle school in Michigan.
Bob asked Thomas “what is the wednesdainian religon?” Thomas replied “The wednesdainian religion is basically just Christianity with a different take on it.” “They can only eat certain foods and worship god and Jesus under different names.”
by Thesaintofwendesday March 28, 2019
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Authoritarian Religions

A term coined by Samawnline, which refers to political philosophies in which one's psychological role of God is replaced by the government.
Communism and socialism are clear examples of authoritarian religions, as its followers make the government the entity in which they invest their faith, and to which they ask/hope for betterment.
by Samawnline October 8, 2018
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Multi-religional

a form of religious beliefs that allows you to celebrate every holiday season no matter what religion it belongs to.
'What are your religious beliefs?" answer "well I'm Multi-religional, that allows me to celebrate all the holidays!"
by rhmane December 25, 2010
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atheist religion

It states that is disbelief in a deity. But that means they believe there is no God. Hmm sounds like a belief and what accurate and correct evidence do they have that there is no God. Also, by law atheism is a religion.
theist and atheist from the atheist religion

theist: Can you give me correct and accurate evidence there is no God?
atheist: Well, santa clause and a magic sky daddy don't exist.
theist: ... I asked for proof...
atheist: ..... BELIEVEING IN GOD IS DELUSIONAL YOU ARE A MANIAC YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO SOCIETY YOU SICK HATEFUL PERSON!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH GAYS AND BEASTIALITY!?!?
theist: ... Well that proves that atheism is madness...
by oscrmyrdooshbag November 5, 2011
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Keke Religion

Created to oppose the Leila Religion, the Keke Religion is a belief system based on the veneration of Keanu Reeves and dogs. The Keke Religion values honesty, something the Leilaests (members of the Leila Religion) knows little to nothing about. In addition, we support Pewdiepie, the number one content creator on YouTube. Fortnite is prohibited, and members of our cult are highly encouraged to play a variety of video games such as Minecraft, Terraria, Rimworld and Skyrim.
I am a member of the Keke Religion. I venerate Keanu Reeves with all of my heart, and I am subscribed to Pewdieipie.
by Kyota.exe October 21, 2019
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