Government Shoes

Shoes made specially for people with odd shape feet usually suffering from cabbage foot syndrome or shaped like a wired vegetable often at 90 degree angles which can be great for football for getting mad curve and whipage.

Shane "Has your Government Shoes come yet Earl". Earl "No!! But the better come soon! How the hell can I shoplift dog nuts to feed to the hoes in the basement without fresh crepes!"

by Shanelovdahoop15 April 14, 2017

Dress shoes

A code word for a secret hook up, usually involving cash or friends.

Wanna go get some dress shoes?

by 5678m February 03, 2022

Tinfoil shoes

When your black shoes so shiny

My black shoes so shiny they tinfoil shoes

by OmmokBicChips April 01, 2018

Shoe Shoppin

When you go into a bathroom and you can tell who is on the toilet based on their shoes.

I dont know what you ate last night but i know that was you in the bathroom earlier. I was shoe shopping to see who was the nasty person in the bathroom earlier.

by jcam1980 August 27, 2012

Diaper Shoes

Large, white sneakers worn by Middle Aged women, often clown-like in appearance.

Person 1: "Wow, check out Mary's new shoes. It looks like her feet are wearing diapers!"
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.

by Shockererer November 08, 2016

pilgrim shoes

when u licking the pussy and she squirts in your boots

Bro i was having sex with her and she gave me pilgrim shoes!

by Colblarb June 03, 2018

track shoes

when you send a picture of your genitals to one of your friends

hey man you wana see my track shoes

by bigdicksally January 19, 2012