Actually, this is fueled by the tendency of the non-Irish to confuse Irishmen and Scotsmen. The Scottish evolved small penises because of their tendency to run around freeballing in a battlefield with nothing to protect their willy but a wee kilt!
Dumbass: Hey, why are you wearing that golf cap?
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*
Irish guy: It's a fooken Irish cap! Arsehole.
Dumbass: What, so you're Irish?
Irish guy: No shite!
Dumbass: You're suffering from the Irish curse. Am I right?
Irish guy: It's the Scottish curse, ye dumb fook!
Dumbass:There's a difference?
Irish guy: *sigh* I'd beat ye to death with me own dong but ye'd probably like it. *shoots the dumbass instead*
by JB_Finesse September 24, 2005
two people born less than 12 months apart (from the stereotype that Irish Catholics have many children)
They ended up with Irish twins and shortly after, decided they would be better off with a larger house.
by The Return of Light joker January 02, 2009
(ahy-rish*loo-see)
An undetectable marijuana cigarette.
Most commonly made with irish clove cigarette, that crackles like marijuana, and tends to cover up the smell quite well.
Recommended:
Djarum Blacks (irish clove cigarettes)
White Rhino (marijuana)
An undetectable marijuana cigarette.
Most commonly made with irish clove cigarette, that crackles like marijuana, and tends to cover up the smell quite well.
Recommended:
Djarum Blacks (irish clove cigarettes)
White Rhino (marijuana)
by tonyisserious April 09, 2009
"Tom's dinner was late, so he slapped her. She then gave him an Irish Hug. He has a black eye, and now, he knows better."
by John Joad September 06, 2008
not irish, a regiment of the british army made up of protestants from the north of ireland. they are offensive to any right mined irish man and were disbanded and reformed along with the UDR to become the royal irish regiment which is even more offensive.they are not to be confused with the irish ranger wing which is a genuine irish army regiment.
by da origanal playa June 04, 2006
by bengal89 April 15, 2009
A preparation of potatoes involving the injection of semen before boiling, in order to "incubate" the sperm that was injected. As the potatoes cook, the sperm creates a better flavor and texture. This process makes any meal 100 times better.
"Hey Sam, did you do anything different for dinner tonight? It was really good."
"Yeah man, I made the Irish Incubators."
"Yeah man, I made the Irish Incubators."
by rfWavy February 19, 2021