Dutch Rowboat

Very similar to a Dutch Rudder in where one person holds the forearm of the male and moves his hand up in down in order to masturbate him, but with a continuous string of people holding one another's forearms.
Man, I'm upset. I wanted to be next to Jim in the Dutch rowboat, but he was all the way in the front. I was stuck being George's rudder!
by Setheul April 24, 2011
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dutch glaze

The crusty remains on your partner's backside after night of anal love exploration.
I was drunk as shit the night before but when I saw the dutch glaze on the ho next to me in the morning I remembered exactly what happened that night.
by Dangerduck November 24, 2008
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dutch doorbell

When one man sneaks up behind another (naked perferably) real close. The reach around hitting (ding) him in the penis (dong) making front mans hips thrust backwards onto other mans cock.

Ding Dong, Dutch Doorbell
Pat and Jason loving giving each other dutch doorbells
by taylorham420 August 25, 2012
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Dutch McOven

The act of eating multiple McDonalds Big Macs, to the point of getting noxious McGas built up in your colon to such a tremendous degree, that you have the worst smelling farts ever. You then wait until your significant other is vulnerable and not expecting it, and that's when you throw the covers over his/her head and let out that tremendous McFart, thus causing a wave of noxious fumes that cause him/her to Mcwretch uncontrollably.
I Dutch McOvened Baxy, and it was so rank that he ralphed all of the Bud Lite, that he drank at the Vic, all over himself.
by Jame Gum January 13, 2011
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Dutch Rodeo

Hybrid between dutch oven and rodeo.
If you're doing the girl from behind, pull the covers over your heads, and release your farts. See how long you can stay on until you get bucked off.
We're at a point in our relationship were he can dutch rodeo me and I'll still love him.
by AplPye April 19, 2011
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Dutch Oven

1. The act of passing flatulence while tightly bundled under covers or in a sleeping bag with another individual, thus creating a warm, pungent pocket of gas that is incredibly unpleasant to be party to.

2. An awful cooking show on RFD-TV ("Rural America's Most Important Network") mocked on a weekly basis by Joel McHale of The Soup.
1. My girlfriend kicked me out on the street after I gave ger a Dutch Oven last night. She still can't get the smell out of her hair.

2. Dutch Oven is the most unintentionally hilarious television program out there.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. February 25, 2008
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dutch oven

When a person lying in bed with spouse pulls the covers all the way over their head & farts.
"She didn't want to wake up, so I put her in the dutch oven for a minute and watched her struggle to full consciousness."
*true story.
by Emcee Forz September 15, 2006
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