When your wife calls you with Pink Eye and you rush home to ejaculate on her eyes to soothe the burning and be her hero.
Husband: “my wife just went home early because she has Pink Eye!
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”
by Hiking Duo April 28, 2023
by Look at me1234567890 December 22, 2016
It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.
by MBLIndiana March 18, 2024
by jfay April 17, 2018
The poor man's Indianapolis. This is the town that is generally visited by those that are too cheap or lazy to drive to Indianapolis.
This town has more meth labs and meth heads then Howard and Tipton County and the City of Elwood combined. Pregnancy is probably high too considering the kids of Tipton and Elwood come here and visit the motels because mommy and daddy are home or because a boys' girlfriends lives here because well we all know you can't get away with anything in a small town.
*insert Cheers theme song*
This town has more meth labs and meth heads then Howard and Tipton County and the City of Elwood combined. Pregnancy is probably high too considering the kids of Tipton and Elwood come here and visit the motels because mommy and daddy are home or because a boys' girlfriends lives here because well we all know you can't get away with anything in a small town.
*insert Cheers theme song*
"Hey Brian, where are you taking Cindy tonight?"
"Oh I'm gonna take her up to Kokomo, Indiana because I can't take her home my mom and dad are there."
Or
" Are we going to Indianapolis, Indiana tonight to have a really nice date."
"I'm sorry but I work at McDonald's and I can't afford to take you on a nice date. I do you have enough money where we can get Motel 6. You're on birth control right?"
"......."
"Oh I'm gonna take her up to Kokomo, Indiana because I can't take her home my mom and dad are there."
Or
" Are we going to Indianapolis, Indiana tonight to have a really nice date."
"I'm sorry but I work at McDonald's and I can't afford to take you on a nice date. I do you have enough money where we can get Motel 6. You're on birth control right?"
"......."
by teksucks July 16, 2017
One summer in the 80s myself and Charlie Sheen went to Lake Wawasee to water ski but on rainy days we go buy out the of all their Redi Whip and enjoy some Indiana Whip Cream.
by Gimpygrunt November 07, 2021