I'm Cunning

A finishing move for sex whereby you yell "I'm Cunning!" Instead of "I'm cumming!" tricking the partner to believing you're about to climax. Right before you do, pull out and ejaculate on their knee and give them a sly wink.

I screamed I'm Cunning last night and quickly pulled out and ejaculated all over Sarah's knees last night.

by Yüng $pïçë April 14, 2019

i'm terrible

Last night I when to get ice-cream and when I ordered I asked for two instead of one, than I killed 3 kids in a drunk rage

I want to murder my family, I'm terrible

by CatDragon23 January 19, 2020

I'm soft

"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".

Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.

Or:
Soft pp.

"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."

by TheBlandCharlie November 2, 2020

I'M SCREAMING

Bro don't be a annoying ass bozo, ur gf is not screaming she is just too excited ( probably not because of u)

- Ayo, marcus looked at me in science class I'M SCREAMING KAJNSHDKMAOWIHDNDY

by uL1rCh September 28, 2022

I'm Versace

I'm Versace can be translated to I'm ecstatic. It was made up by a random high schooler from S2E10 of friends.

Bro I am Versace. How about you?

I'm Versace, you Gucci?

by 3019abcd November 20, 2018

I'm chargin'

Whenever asked or made fun of for your dry spell, rebut with "Hey man, I'm chargin'"

Etymology: McGill, Montreal, Canada. As a defense to a charge by two roommates about of a lack of virility/action.

Guy 1: "Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months, bro."
Guy 2: "Whatever man,I'm chargin'"
Guy 1: "snap."

by mrawesometheawesome April 3, 2010

I'm an Army but

"I'm an Army but.." is used by the K-Pop community to justify their hateful statements about BTS or Army, although they are NOT part of BTS's fandom nor do they like BTS in the slightest. The phrase got invented by haters when BTS's popularity skyrocketed in 2017 because many Kpoppies felt that their oppars and uknees fame was threatened by BTS's impact.

Kpoppies: Ew, BTS is so overrated

Armys: Keep on hating, you're just jealous.
Kpoppies: I'm an Army but..

or

Kpoppies: Armys are so annoying oh my god

Armys: You literally wrote something offensive about BTS
Kpoppies: I'm an Army but..

by shanylae April 5, 2018