Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

host club

A place where sexually ambiguous young japanese men work. In these clubs,they carry conversations with woman and get them drunk.

These men often dye their hair,tan,wear gaudy clothes,and look like the just walked out of "Men's EGG magazine" or the latest issue of "Host KNUCKLE".

They are the japanese Guido.

They are NOT to be confused with Gyaru-o. Although they are very similar in appearance they are nothing alike.

Host will even sleep with a client to keep up their attendance to their club.

girl1: "When I was in Roppongi , I walked past a few shops but at every other corner some sleezebag from a host club tried to get me to go in"

girl2:"Ughh.I can't stand those places.it's just for woman who need attention and men who work there probably have low self esteem"

by ohhitsmimi December 27, 2010

hoisty toisty

dat iz dem hoes that hoisty (hot) and toisty (toasty)(drunk)

My hizzy fizy had a dizzy partay.. and betty looks damm hoisty toisty

by hot diggity October 4, 2002

Hostage crisis

To take a heavy shit.

- "hang on, I'll be right back. I've got a hostage crisis"
- "I had a sucsessful hostage relese"
- "The hostage crisis was a rough one. the release didn't go as planed."

by Timmay33 October 13, 2006

Hosters

When there is host and hostess at a restaurant.

One of the hosters will bring us silverware.

by KT Swank January 11, 2009

Hopster

A Hip Hop Hipster

Kanye West is a hopster

by Hurricane7410 January 12, 2009

hostegasise

the act of becoming a hostage.

The bad guy hostegasised Tim!!!

by an everyday thinker September 8, 2010