Horse Penis

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.

Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.

by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022

horse laugh

Laughing so hard and with such volume that you look like a horse that's choking on a whole chicken.

Look at that girl over there horse laughing. Her braids are about to come out!

by Manhappenins February 17, 2017

horse sauce

a nickname for the drug ketamine, a horse or cat tranquilizer.

my buddy always acts so dumb when he does too much horse sauce

by horsetranqguy August 24, 2019

horse neutral

the act of being neither yay nor neigh about horses.

a horse neutral neither likes nor dislikes horses or the idea of horses

by fatal bert January 20, 2011

Horses Dinner

The act of eating a ginger guys penis. Yes, legitimately eating it. Tip to shaft. Bite by bite. All the way to the pelvis. Good eats!

*it must be a ginger, because horses eat carrots and apples. So the Orange/Red pubic hair makes for the perfect coloration in this tasty meal!

Black girl: Damn, I'm hungry nigga

Super pale ginger obviously without a soul: Damn, I'm horny af

Black Girl: I want a horses dinner

Ginger dude: Bet

Black girl: Bet.

by Not Eddie Madison August 8, 2017

dump horse

A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.

"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."

by ArsCerebri December 3, 2013

Logan's Horse

Any inanimate object thats been neglected or abused in a sexual manner.

Keith: God, what are you doing on the massage chair?

Tom: Oh... its ok... Its Just my Logan's Horse

by coreyorama March 25, 2011