Homophobes are basically crusty dusty musty stinky Ed Sheeran looking ass bitches who need to suck up the fact that gay people exist and are better then them :)
Dude 1: "I'm homophobic"
Dude 2: "go fuck yourself"
Dude 2: "Ok *fucks themselves*
Dude 1: *fucks dude 2*
Dude 2: "ok"
being defined: homophobes are gay as heck they just don't wanna admit it
Dude 2: "go fuck yourself"
Dude 2: "Ok *fucks themselves*
Dude 1: *fucks dude 2*
Dude 2: "ok"
being defined: homophobes are gay as heck they just don't wanna admit it
by Ctasareawseomaandgrayisgay March 02, 2022
by Cherry.bb.blues November 27, 2021
by wuhnde March 22, 2022
Scared of gay people and bisexuals. Scared of getting touched by them because they might make you gay.
by WhyDidHeLeave? March 04, 2024
A Homophobe is an ignorant butthole who like to hate on and bully innocent ppl simply for loving the same gender.
Person 1: GAY MEN ARE AGAINST THE BIBLE!
Person 2: stop being a homophobe! You are so rude!
Person 1: Thats so heterophobic!
Person 2: Calling out hate is not rude.
Person 1: But you are gonna destroy marriage!
Person 3: As a bisexual woman, I hate you.
Person 1: Stop being heterophobic!
Person 2: As a lesbian married to the bi woman, I hate you too.
Person 2: stop being a homophobe! You are so rude!
Person 1: Thats so heterophobic!
Person 2: Calling out hate is not rude.
Person 1: But you are gonna destroy marriage!
Person 3: As a bisexual woman, I hate you.
Person 1: Stop being heterophobic!
Person 2: As a lesbian married to the bi woman, I hate you too.
by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft June 17, 2022
Someone with a justified and well-founded fear of homophones.
Homophones are those words which sound the same but mean something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.
Homophones are those words which sound the same but mean something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.
I lost a good buddy at the hands of those evil homophones. They mistakenly got into a vehicle with a reckless driver instead of a wreckless driver. They sound the same but the meaning of the words is completely opposite.
That's why I and my redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town. YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!
After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We're not having that in this corn patch, no siree Bob.
That's why I and my redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town. YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!
After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We're not having that in this corn patch, no siree Bob.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
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