Hand Job City

Where a Hooker/Prostitute refuses to finish a blow job, then attempts to jerk the patron off.

Hooker - "Why are you taking so long to cum?"
Patron - "Shut up and keep sucking my dick"
Hooker - "Hand job city"
Patron - "Do I look like the person to fuck with?"
Hooker - "No" 'resumes blow job and gets compensated $5.00 USD'

by Hudson Street Homeboy October 20, 2010

Hand Dog

When some dirty ass in a gas station, or a convenient store, man handles your hot dogs with their bare hands. You notice the dog tastes kinda like a durf. see durf. The person probably took a dump and forgot to wash his or her damn fingers.

"Dude check out that dirty ass makin' our dogs...damn hand dogs."

by pat and steve May 13, 2006

Hand Job

When a man or a woman grabs/holds onto, or caresses with a gliding stroke, a penis, to the point of a white gooey mess. Handtastic!

I wanted a blow job, but she gave me a hand job instead.

by Pink and moist August 23, 2008

HAND gun

Someone's hand when they are trying to imitate a gun by making a fist, sticking one thumb in the air and pointing the index finger forward. Hand guns are frequently associated with ice grilling and mock shootings.

He shot at me with his HAND gun!

by ice grilled cheese January 3, 2005

hand job

When You Stroke A Man's Penis Up And Down So He Cums
You Know You Are Doing Good When He Begins To Moan And Groan
And When He Cums He Will Really Think You Are A Hot Bitch If You Lick The Cum Off He Big Fuckin' Penis

While I Gave Danny A Hand Job
He Got SOOO Excited That We Went For The Real Deal!!
So He Rolled Over Pined Me Down And We Had The Best Sex Ever!!

by Sexy Hot Bitch June 21, 2006

hand-job

it's da action of some bitch wanking your penis.

yeah bitch...it feels great when you give me a hand-job, or wank my penis.

by Julian,,,Poli May 25, 2008

Hand Jam

To exert unnecessary effort, causing undo stress or possible nerve damage to the hand in order to perform a task manually, instead of using readily available sources of technology or mental telepathy.

Anything that is written on paper which causes undo exertion of wrist and hand muscles by using a pen or pencil, as opposed to being typed into an electronic form or dictated to an assistant to then be typed into an electronic form.

Tony was unable to call Larry, because he could not read the phone number that Larry hand jammed on a piece of paper.

Tracey sprained her wrist from hand jamming addresses on Christmas cards instead of printing out labels.

by Kellierae February 27, 2011