Govern

Motherfucker who likes woman.
"Age is Just a Number" They say.
This person has probably been sent to prison 3 times for sexual assault.
"Stay away from that daycare!"

Not another Govern...

by Yeetus_Deletus_You August 13, 2023

J Gaming Government

A type of government formally established in J Gaming GMD’s chat, where its complete anarchy, and J Gaming GMD is being stupid.

Whats the worst government? Totalitarianism?

No, the forbidden J Gaming Government

by AnOrganism April 1, 2022

Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough?

A skit from 17 YEARS AGO on The Onion about exactly what is happening here.

Hym "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? It's entirely manufactured illness so... Yes? They are like Nurse Rachet or Mother Teresa. Creating the illness so that they can use a cure that they know will not be effective for anything other than restricting the rights of the populous, selectively and arbitrarily, or instrumentally as a way to silence dissidents. Which has already happened in other countries. Like China."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

government flu

Another name for COVID-19, popular among Republicans

"Mom tested positive for the government flu yesterday."

by deSuperNoodle March 2, 2022

Government

A bunch of lizard people who want for me to not kill people

A: Who are you voting into office?
B:*Gasp* You believe in the government?

by HelpImHeldCaptiveByACrazyMan September 18, 2021

Governing

being fucky, making peoples lives harder, messing with your shit, etc

Anyway, President Obama is going to have to change his style of governing.

by eydsh August 7, 2018

Government

An institution that claims to protect your rights while giving authority to those who have no right to have any authority who will inevitably trample on your rights

Person A: Bro the government is shooting dogs and burning children cause some guy named David is practicing his right to religion.
Person B: Well that's typical government for you

by James "Papa" Hetfield July 29, 2022