Gordon

1.) A device used to smoke weed using a metal piece (such as the metal at the end of a vcr connector cable or anything metal you can find that has a bowl), a cap that the metal piece is put into at the top (cut a hole for the metal in the cap), a propel or gatorade bottle in accordance with the cap (you screw the cap on the bottle), and a hole burned in the bottom of the bottle. Once you have assembled the gordon, place the weed in the metal bowl (you may have to put a piece of screen at the bottom of the bowl). Then, light the weed and and suck on the hole you made at the bottom of the bottle. Watch as the bottle fills with smoke. If there is smoke still in the bottle, you may remove the cap and hit the bottle from the top, an action known as "clearing the gordon". Evidence suggests that it was invented by hockey players.
2.) slang for weed

1.) Dude, lets go rip victory gordon!!!
2.) Holy shit, you gotta love gordon!
3.) Vicotry gordon is gonna be so sweet after we beat those serra fucks in the playoffs.

by Teppo February 28, 2007

Gordon Biersch

The delicious Brewery Restaurant started in Palo Alto, CA. Known for its bomb ass garlic fries and authentic German style lagers. A recent survey conducted on Gordon Biersch hostesses and waitresses, conducted by the playa's association of america (PAA), found that 90% of the titties found working there scored an 8 or higher (rankings on a 1 to 10 scale). If you want some bomb ass beer and some dank food then go to Gordon Biersch. Garlic fries are also found at concession stands in many major Stadiums and airports in the western region of the US. (disclaimer: garlic fries are potent, deliciousness comes at the cost of good breath for a minimum of 3 hours)

Let's go get hammered at Gordon Biersch.

Fuckin took a girl to Gordon Biersch and then she sucked my dick.

Gordon Biersch is Jesus.

by BeastinOnTheReg May 29, 2009

Jeff Gordon

Sexyist nascar racer alive.

Jeff Gordon is the sexyist man alive.

by Christina April 26, 2005

Gordon Freeman

Main character in the computer games Half-Life and Half-Life2.
PHD in ultra-physics, nerdy guy and a total fuckup when it comes to making experiments work without causing the end of human civilisation... That is until he turns into a meen killing machine that was able, all by himself, to defeat the Goverment Special Forces, alien invading creatures and a BIG foetus looking uber-monster; All that in just the first installement of the game. In the second part we discover that Freeman has become a pure agent of death and destruction (working with the good guys) who is still unable to score with ladys and who, after meeting with a guy that has godly powers, still has to wear corrective glasses.
Anyway, the caracter has become a legend and all we are waiting for is episode 3 where he may (we hope) do something usefull and make some sense!

'Wake up, Dr. Freeman, wake up ... wake up and smell the ashes' Quote from the G man.

by Kazman December 20, 2004

Gordonite

A "Gordonite" is another word for calling someone a wazzock who wears shimmer shadows

Wow, look at that dude, he's a bit of a Gordonite isn't he?!

by jodieeeeeeeee June 4, 2009

Gordon-hole

Similar to a "glory hole", only used extensively by someone named Gordon. Where a man places his penis through some type of aperature, regardless of setting or circumstance, and expects oral satisfaction to completed by a stranger on the other end.

"Man, you gotta check out the circle K restroom, they have a nice Gordon-hole in the third stall."

"Can you believe how that guy treated that barstool like a Gordon-hole?"

by C. D. Deanda April 2, 2010

Gordo

Awesome

Gordo is awesome

by Saxsta December 20, 2016