gamer gunk

Gamer gunk is when a gamer who usually weighs anywhere between 100-500 metric tons sits on his or hers (probably not hers) chair for around 10-50 hours (averaging 49) and almost breaks their fucking chair when their asshole starts to sweat and since they were born incorrectly when they have to throw up it comes out their asshole and when they have to pee comes out their asshole too so when they have to pee they piss and shit out their ass at the same time and usually every 2 hours also cum in their pants hand free to hatsune miku hentai so with all these ingredients combined sweat + cum + vomit + piss + shit + ass hair + pube hair = GAMER GUNK!!! usually their drink of choice being gfuel misses their mouth sometimes and makes its way to their ass crack somehow and it adds flavor to the gamer gunk to make it more edible

I sat up and my Gamer Gunk leaked all over my floor causing my rugged white carpet to turn a brownish yellow color!

by vevlyisapoopyhead November 17, 2023

tooth gunking

a trend on social media where someone stops brushing their teeth.

hey bro, how long have you been tooth gunking?

by toothgunker5000 May 10, 2024

going gunky

A synonym for taking a massive dump, usually used when describing a small creature that you hate taking a massive dump.

“I want a rat, mom!”

“Ew no, they like going gunky all over the place.”

by Going gunky February 12, 2024

Gummy gunk

When someone man spreads so bad, you could smell their gummy gunk

Dude everytime Lous in my car he stinks it up with his gummy gunk.

by Flyaaaaa December 21, 2024

for glunks and bungles

an adverbial phrase;
a retarded way of saying "for shits and giggles"

Person 1: yeah so i decided to hit up this cute chick from the bar for glunks and bungles and apparently we hit it off well. we're going on a date to White Castle tomorrow.
Person 2: what the fuck? glunks and bungles? are you retarded or drunk?

by twentyfivefish January 26, 2025

Black Gunk

The Black Gunk appears due to buildup of dirt and sweat from neglecting to clean under your balls this will cause a dark sticky black gooey substance. form

1. Hey Montrell I know you just came back from a hard days work of gooning, be sure to clean under your balls or the Black Gunk will form.

2.Gave:"Montrell do you clean under your balls?"

Montrell:"No."
Gave:"Wait so you dont clean the black gunk under your balls then???"

by SlamHur February 9, 2025