Getting jesused is a term for when, in a video game, someone seemingly drops from nowhere kills you in one shot and lands on your corpse.
Jim:Hey guys, over here playing some quake 3 and.... AWWW SON OF A.... I JUST GOT JESUSED
bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.
bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.
by Lionspirit February 04, 2013
"trump drunk" the quality of being so inebriated that a DJT presidency seems like a reasonable option to go home with.
alternatively, being so plastered that you stay up til 3am posting to social media about perceived sleights, no matter how trivial.
alternatively, being so plastered that you stay up til 3am posting to social media about perceived sleights, no matter how trivial.
by Alec N Diaz January 07, 2017
hooking up for the first time, making out for the first time, having a girl/guys tounge in your mouth for the first time. you are a prude until you hook up hense the term getting depruded
by already depruded November 29, 2010
by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss July 05, 2021
attempting to secretly grab, nudge, or poke a man's penis while he is not looking. This is typically done as sexual flirting or provocation, and is not to be confused with a "dick check" that frat brothers typically distribute as a joke to inflict pain.
While we were at the Pride Parade, this guy came up and rubbed Eddie's leg. He was totally trying to get turtle.
by Padge1982 September 07, 2010
by THEREALSTEVEIRWIN April 26, 2017
1. when someone makes a garbage ass dumbass joke and no one laughs
2. when you text in a group chat and no one answers
2. when you text in a group chat and no one answers
When you're having a normal conversation and someone says something random u say this phrase
ex:
"hey whats up Daniel!"
"hey whats up Minwoo"
"Goch"
"..."
"yea ok buddy get ashed"
":0"
ex:
"hey whats up Daniel!"
"hey whats up Minwoo"
"Goch"
"..."
"yea ok buddy get ashed"
":0"
by Boarhunter203 August 16, 2019